On Diurnalism

HURR I'M A BURRT. HEY, GUYS. HOW'S IT HANGIN'?
*AHURR HURR HURR!*









After four days of it, I feel it's safe to say I am now officially nocturnal. I keep Vampire Hours, going to bed only when the sun rises and remaining in my darkened room with blotted out light until dusk.

I expect the sparkles to set in soon. Hopefully I can stave off The Hunger for human blood and glitter until a cure can be developed.