Inappropriate Porn Remakes

I made the mistake of Googling "Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties" instead of just drawing one holding Leo's katanas, so here's a handful of kittens which won't scar you, instead.

• "Bend Her Like Beckham"
• "Planet of the Gapes"
• "Screwed"
• "Watch Men"
• "Cheaters"
• "The 17-Year-and-364-Day-Old Virgin" (that's a really intense moment for a porn star I'd guess)
• "St. Elmo's Fire Crotch"
• "Victor/Victoria"
  
• "Angela's Asses"
• "Batman Finishes"
• "Doctors' Strange Love"
• "Sideways"
  
• "Good Will Cunting"
• "Bill and Ted's Sexcellent Adventure"
• "I Love You, Man"
  
• "Look Who's Cumming to Dinner"
• "King Dong"
• "Knocked Up"
• "Iron Man"
  
• "Ocean's Eleven" (featuring Terra Patrick as Danni Ocean)
• "Space Balls"
• "Old Yeller"
• "Robin's Hood: Men In Tights"
• "Sin City"
• "Barely Legal Frankenstein"
  
• "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" (They did, but can we do better?[No, probably not.])
  
• "Wet, Hot American Summer"
• "Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties"
• "X-Men II: X Men United" (think roman numerals "X")