On Being Sick

It occurred to me hat people never call something what it is.

For example: a sick day should not be called a "sick day." We should call it what it really is, a "sit in bed and watch TiVo'd episodes of The Office" day.

But then I realized "SIBaWTEotO Day" would never catch on and we should probably stick with "Sick day."


Plus I don't think you're still get paid for a SIBaWTEotO day.