Meatus

Meatus - (me-ay-tus) n. The soft tissue opening of the male urethra at the tip of the glans penis; pl. meati?

1. A wonderful word to make in Scrabble when all you have is U-S and someone thought it'd be clever to lay MEAT perpendicularly two spaces away from a triple-word score, thus preventing MEATY, MEATS or MEATIER from snagging the prize.

2. A wonderful word to lay down because someone will instantly challenge it and feel embarrassed when they look it up and read what it is.

3. A very poor word to lay down when playing with your grandma.