On Hipness

As Tower of Power once posited in an incredibly awesome song, "What is Hip?"

Sometimes I like to think that's I've got a pretty good grip on hipness. I may not always show it, but I've got some Fonzie-level coolness tucked away in my closet I'm ready to bust out.

And then I realize that I keep that coolness next to not one but two Optimus Prime transformers and I think, "Okay, maybe not."