On Conversationalism

I think if I could have dinner with any person of interest ever, I'd probably go with Nichola Tesla.

Yes, he was possibly one of the most brilliant individuals ever, but he also knew Mark Twain and fell in love with a pigeon.

Plus, if anyone asks "Why, Tesla?" I would have had him draw out some plans for his deathray so I could zap people who actually questioned my or Tesla's awesomenessitude.