On Cialis

I'm watching a Cialis commercial and I'm wondering to myself why it shows a half a dozen couples in side-by-side bathtubs outdoors. It's an erection pill, but all the couples are relaxing in separate tubs.

I've never been around a hot chick in a bathtub and said, "Ooh, babe. You look so fine right now. You just make me want to hop into a tub that looks exactly like that but is at least a foot away and restricts bodily contact o just our hands. Ooh, baby, yeah. That's hot."

It's always been more like, "You're naked … fucking sweet."