Because Knowing Is Half the Battle

Apparently Dick Cheney commanded an extra-legal international assassination squad used to hunt down the world's most dangerous terrorists without informing or gaining consent of local or even U.S. military and legal agencies.

After the overwhelming terror I felt upon hearing this I started to feel pretty good. This is ctually something I'm well acquainted with. I'm used to the idea.

First, we've got the task force commander. He's probably regular army, maybe green beret judging from his headgear.

Then we've got the guy we all like a little better, the naval officer, the giant black roughneck into rap, the hot chick trained by Mossad, the Canadian arctic ranger, the crazy Australian from the British SAS, and maybe a ninja.

GEEE-IIII-JOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!