On Marxism

Classic Zuckerist Criticisms of Marxist Philosophy:

1) Karl Marx wrote in a time before American and European Progressive movements forced democracies to reign in monopolistic companies and assert the rights of workers not to be exploited, thus negating the inevitability of capitalism in a true first-world democratic state would forcing a workers' revolution.

2) Marx explains his socialist and communist revolutions in how they "will" happen "when" man is ready for it to happen. Progressivism canceling out the impetus for the first, the second revolution would otherwise be stopped by man's inability to remain equal and no better than his neighbor, and flies in the face of the entire structure of the social contract and the biological imperatives it stems from. Man will always desire to do less for more and to be have more than his fellows.

3) WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING BEARD ANYWAY?